Have you seen this pook?
Osborne the Number 8 Network star pukeko was last seen in early May, strutting around the Tauhei area.
One minute he was eye-balling a cow, the next he was gone, said an eye witness.
If you see Mr Osborne, please let N8N know.
I dunno, it must be the shock and potential for grief playing tricks on my mind. I keep thinking I see him everywhere, particularly “near water”. Sometimes several incarnations simultaneously. Or is that just the marsh gas?…
Ha! We shall check into your reports in our search for the missing creature!